Most applicants get rejected.
We build the machine. We rank the websites. We spend our own money before you spend yours. If we pick your market, your phone rings. If we don't, it stays quiet. Apply anyway.
Average read time: 3 minutes.
Shorter than your voicemail queue.
What we actually do
The machine
We are not an agency. We don't run your ads. We don't "do your socials." We don't send monthly reports nobody reads. We own a machine, and the machine works like this:
We build
Local websites for the trades where things leak, block, break and burn. City by city. More of them than we bother counting.
We rank
Our pages sit where customers actually look: at the top. When something gives way in a city we own, the homeowner finds us.
The phone rings
Ours first. Then, if we've picked you: yours. Real customers with real problems, not "marketing qualified leads."
You pay per lead
A weekly invoice for calls that actually happened. No retainers. No contracts. You stay because it works. That's the only retention strategy we respect.
Why we say no
The catch
Here's the part agencies won't tell you: building a market costs us months of work and our own money before the first call ever rings. So we don't take clients. We make investments. And investors say no. A lot.
FOR THE RECORD: we have shut down entire cities that didn't perform. We will do the same to your application, and we won't feel bad about it.
If we say yes
The only chart we care about.
Weekly invoices, up and to the right. Everything else is decoration.
Who reads your pitch
One person. No committee.
You're not hiring an agency. You're pitching the owner.
Every market we enter gets our money, our infrastructure and our attention. That makes this a pitch, not a purchase. Bring numbers, not vibes. If your business turns phone calls into invoices, we'll get along fine.
Matteo Ruberto
Founder · Final say
Built the machine. Owns the machine. Decides who gets it. Allergic to "quick chats," fond of operators who answer their phone. If you get a reply, it's from him.
The numbers, roughly
We could be more specific. We choose not to be.
- Websites
- More than we count
- Trades
- Only profitable ones
- Countries
- Wherever demand pays
- Free audits
- Zero
The application
The audition
This is not a contact form. It's an audition. Twenty questions, one at a time, the same way an investor would grill you. Thorough answers get read. Thin answers get the silence they deserve.
If we like what we see, you'll hear from us. If you don't hear from us, you have your answer.